TEA WITH SQUIRRELS ORACLE DECK - Poker size
Original Elowenwald design
£21.00
Tea with squirrels is served in Elowenwald, where the hedgerows have opinions and the forest answers back. The tea might taste a bit strange, and you’ll leave with scratched hands, a pocket full of acorns, and one or two unsettling truths you didn’t know you needed!
Tea with Squirrels is an oracle deck built on delicious satire and woodland mischief. Each card features an anthropomorphised creature or object embodying a familiar human stereotype — the overthinker, the martyr, the procrastinator, the visionary, the catastrophiser — all rendered with dry humour and a raised eyebrow rather than judgement.
It doesn’t predict your future. It holds up a slightly crooked mirror.
Through wit, archetype and a cup of tea shared in questionable company, the deck invites you to pause, laugh at yourself, recognise your patterns, and shift perspective without drama. Insightful, grounded, and mildly feral — self-awareness has rarely been this well-mannered.
Includes:
• 51 cards with beautiful imagery and witty descriptions
• All interpretations on the card front - no guidebook required.
• Poker size cards (63.5 x 89mm - easy to shuffle)
Packaging
This deck comes in a plain white box, chosen to minimise inks, coatings, and excess packaging.
The simple design keeps materials recyclable and reduces environmental impact, letting the focus remain on the cards themselves.
Production & Delivery
This deck is printed to order using a print-on-demand partner to reduce excess stock and waste.
Please allow around one additional week for printing and delivery before dispatch.
Each deck is made as needed, helping keep production more sustainable.
UK shipping only for now — if you’re overseas and interested, feel free to contact me.
Legal Disclaimer
This oracle deck is intended for personal reflection and inspiration only. It is not a substitute for professional advice of any kind, including medical, psychological, legal, or financial advice. Any guidance offered should be considered thoughtfully and used at your own discretion. By purchasing and using this deck, you accept full responsibility for how the information is interpreted and applied.
The artwork in these decks is created using AI-assisted illustration, guided and curated by the creator of Elowenwald.
This deck is printed to order using a print-on-demand partner to reduce excess stock and waste.
Please allow around one additional week for printing and delivery before dispatch.
Each deck is made as needed, helping keep production more sustainable.